this is the best plot twist i have ever seen in my life
Remember when this guy…
And got sucked back to Gallifrey during the time war?
Which considering it didn’t get destroyed now, means he could very easily come back?
HOLD ON WHAT
#well that’s the role of a lifetime if i ever saw one
- Mark Twain (via bloodend)
Lord of the Rings meme | 3/9 nine characters | Aragorn
"He was Aragorn son of Arathorn, the nine and thirtieth heir in the right line from Isildur, and yet more like Elendil than any before him."
when rose says
the sound of the tardis is hope to millions
i just want to thank moffat for putting that in
because it is so true
i’m calling it Starkness
I SHIP IT.
THROW IN STEVE AND IT CAN BE CAPTAIN JACK STARKNESS
IT GOT EVEN BETTER.
Harry Potter as a teen comedy.
Evidence that music placement is very important.
I swear I watch this every time it comes on my dash.
if you ever feel bad about yourself just remember
due to selective breeding throughout human history, and that people tend to marry attractive people and have more attractive kids, people today are exponentially more appealing than past generations.
So if you ever went back in time people would be amazed at your beauty and probably think you were some sort of god/goddess
so we went to an improv show and we played this game where somebody is given a trait and another player has to guess what it is based on how they answer questions
and one of the players who was a taxidermist was asked “what do you do for a living?” and she replied “oh you know…. stuff” AND TO THIS DAY THAT IS THE GREATEST PUN I HAVE EVER HEARD MY GOD
Que font les philosophes pendant leur temps libres?
Ils jouent avec descartes.
so i was arguing with my dad and at some point i said “pas de même!” because we both speak french.
a little later, he said, “oh by the way, you don’t say ‘même,’ you say “la même chose”. i was confused and said “that means ‘the same thing.’” and he said “yes it does.”
and then i couldn’t stop laughing.
A guy is taking his girlfriend to prom. He waits in the ticket line for a really long time but gets them. He goes to rent a limo. The rental line is really long but he eventually does it. He goes to buy her flowers. The line at the florist is really long but eventually he gets the flowers. At prom, she asks him to go get punch. He goes to the refreshment table and there’s no punchline.